The Newtster

I saw Mr. Gingrich and his most recent wife filming a commercial, and I thought, "How cool would it be to get in their commercial?"

So, I got in their commercial. Several times. And once I took a picture, and their security was dismayed (note the oncoming guard).

Afterwards we made up, but we were both sending mixed signals. I said, "Hi, I'm Robert Brown. It's nice to meet you" (thumbs up). He said, "[something incomprehensible at a very low decibel]" (thumbs down). Then his photographer took our picture while he smiled (thumbs up), and I used my left hand to make a thumbs down (thumbs down).

Note: Also, he was wearing lots of make up. Just thought I'd throw that in there.