Home and Away

In the Northwest (the west part of the Northwest--where we're from) they don't build many brick buildings anymore because they tend to fall apart in earthquakes,

and people get paint thrown on them when they wear things that are made out of dead animals.

DC: 2, NW: 0

But you almost never have to be kept off of grass because it's having trouble growing,

and addresses don't come in fractions. d
DC: 2, NW: 2

Arbitrary tie breaker: I don't know of one place in the Northwest where you can a get free cupcake for lunch every day.

DC:3, NW:2